Cell-phones are safe

So I'm driving home today and I see this buddy standing at a crosswalk and he is talking on a cell-phone. He has pressed the light to cross, and it is indicating that it is safe for him to cross. Traffic is stopped and waiting yet buddy just stands there, no doubt having just entered a terribly important part of the conversation he is in. As so often happens the light changes and traffic started to move, then buddy steps into the road. Now the good news is that he didn't get hit by a car, although it was friggin' close, and the bad news is that he is still able to pollute the gene-pool. I suppose that we should just be happy that he wasn't actually driving a car.

Anyway... Humouroceros

Tinkle, tinkle, little star...

I just read that the first man to successfully pee on the moon and return safely to Earth was Buzz Aldrin. Buzz, AKA: the Lunar-leaker, says that while he may not have been the first man to walk on the moon, it is undisputed that he was the first to "water the horse" there. Be that as it may my question is this; where on the moon did he find a tree to pee behind?

Anyway... Humouroceros