Some people

A couple of years back a buddy of mine was out plowing a friends driveway with the plow on his truck (a Ford F-250 if I'm not mistaken). He was just finished when a lady from down the street who had been watching came up and asked if he would do her driveway. "What the hey," he figured and off he went and cleared the snow from her driveway in thirty seconds flat. The lady came up to thank him and to offer him some money. "No worries," he told her. "It only took a minute and it was my pleasure."

She insisted so to make her happy he said, "Give me five bucks and we'll call it even."

She got indignant. "Five dollars!" she said. "For plowing my driveway in less than a minute?"

Sometimes you just don't have to make stuff up. Real life can be weird enough.

Anyway... Humouroceros