Heckoween

An extremely shy man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which left his bodily systems extremely upset. He wound up making several trips to the bathroom, all of which were false alarms and when he had a real need to go he ignored it and suddenly filled the hospital bed with diarrhea. He was so embarrassed that with a complete loss of composure he jumped out of the bed, gathered up all the sheets and threw them out of the hospital window.

A drunk was staggering by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, swearing and swinging his arms, violently trying to get the unknown thing off of him and ended up with the soiled sheets tangled on the ground in front of him.

A hospital security guard who had seen the whole incident walked up to the drunk and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”

The drunk, still staring at the pile on the ground said, “I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!”

Anyway... Humouroceros