Santabuse

The news this time of year just gets weirder and weirder. To clear the air, I am not by any stretch of the imagination a right-wing, religious nut, bug-sucker. However, every so often something comes up that gets that bunch (the right-wing, religious nut, bug-suckers) all bent out of shape and I agree with them. Rare, but it does happen. Santa, for example. So from me and all the right-wing, religious nut, bug-suckers out there to all the politically correct monkey-butts out there; leave Santa alone!

Out of Australia: Santa has been ordered not to say "Ho Ho Ho", as some women find this insulting. Santa laughing insults Australian women. For the past one hundred years, or whatever, whenever Santa has laughed in Australia, any nearby women have been insulted. Santa laughs = Australian women insulted. Nope, it doesn't matter how I type it, it's still stupid. Any women, or men, who are insulted whenever Santa laughs should probably be in therapy. Run, do not walk, and get help.

I think this one is out of Canada: Santa has been advised not to laugh "Ho Ho Ho", but rather, "Ha Ha Ha". Apparently the politically correct community has discovered that "Ho Ho Ho" scares the crap out of kids. Okay, lets not waste any time here; This is stupid so bug off you nimrods. "Ho Ho Ho" does not scare kids so would you please get a grip. Sheesh!

This one is probably North American: Santa's weight is not a good image to send to kids. I think this one is from all the people who have kids who say they want to be fat like Santa when they grow up. Hmmm... Yup, sorry. This one is stupid too.

So how about this; All the politically correct goons out there can bug off, smarten up and just generally pull their heads out of their butts, and that would be nice. How's that for a deal?

Anyway... Humouroceros