The Sanctity of Marriage

I see the “actress” Pam Anderson has married again, this time to the chronically unemployable Rick Salomon who’s sole previous acting experience was in Paris Hilton’s sex video. The bride wore a white mini-dress and the new mister Anderson wore a black beanie, also they had to wait for Pam’s show to end in Las Vegas before getting married in the casino. How did they meet? Pam says, "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic.” Lovely. Previously Pam had been married to Tommy Lee (married in bathing suits in Mexico) and Kid Rock (married in different locations around the world while drinking lots.)

Twenty-four hour marriages in Las Vegas, people who have been married multiple times, people who make a joke of the marriage ceremony (if someone thinks the marriage ceremony is silly, why get married in the first place? Just be honest and live together). It seems to me that people should not worry about gay marriage ruining the sanctity of marriage. Heterosexuals are taking care of that on their own.

Anyway… Humouroceros