Wendy Testaburger rocks!

Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked food in a wok! Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big

Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit! And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like

Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet! Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their

Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall! The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt! Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a

Cunt-aminated water can really make you sick! Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!

From the South Park episode "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"

Anyway... Humouroceros