Friday, October 13, 2006

Operation Water

Gus Bustagut, Black Operations spokesman for the US Department of Water Acquisition and Relocation, has announced the end of phase one of Operation Water. This phase of Operation Water, which began on July 4, 2006, saw the relocation of 1.3 frooglepooptillion gallons of water from Lake Slapalasta in southern British Columbia, Canada, to the top-secret aquifer storage facility in the Klinksgate Caverns in New Mexico, USA. “This is just the beginning of a project that will ensure that the elite of the United States will have an adequate supply of fresh water for generations,” he said.

Spokesman Bustagut further explained that it is a well-known fact that in the decades to come fresh water will become more and more scarce and so this new supply had to be secured. Canada, which has never been properly fully exploited, has an ample supply of fresh water, free for the taking. Research has shown that as a rule Canadians only use fresh water three to four months of the year. The rest of the time it is frozen as snow or ice and during these times Canadians just do without. Also as Canada has a smaller population than the United States spread over a greater area less water is needed anyway. An agreement was reached in principle whereby the United States will get 175% of the fresh water it may need from Canada and in turn the US virtually guarantees that it will probably not invade and bomb Canada back to the Ice Age. Most agreed that you just can’t get any fairer than that.

Spokesman Bustagut concluded by saying, “Of course all this is top-secret since we don’t want our Canadian friends to get excited or anything.” Well, of course.

Anyway… Humouroceros

The following pictures are from the new shores of Lake Slapalasta where the water level has dropped nearly thirty feet in the past three months. The first picture shows the communication dishes at Project HQ:

All pictures provided by the group 'The Yanks Are Taking Our Water!' TYATOW! has been called a pro-terrorist, anti-water relocation cell operating out of the South Balliwicke Valley, British Columbia by the US Department of Homeland Security.

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