Sunday, December 17, 2006

George and Hillary

In an interview conducted at Waseda University in Tokyo, Japan, former US President, George H W Bush (#41 from 1988 – 1992) announced to the world that if the junior Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton, runs for the US Presidency in 2008, he will “beat the hell out of her.”

The kinder and gentler George Bush, who fought for his country and was later voted a Hero of Gulf War I (as opposed to the other George Bush who never fought for his country and who is considered by many to be a wiener), went on to say, “I’ll just show little miss Hillary a good old-fashioned Texas ass-whuppin’. Then, when the dust has settled, she’ll look up at me with those big old tear-stained eyes of hers and she’ll whisper huskily that I’m her big old daddy candy-cane. And she’s my little mamasita. Then we’ll make the beast with two backs.”

When informed of the former Presidents remarks, Senator Clinton responded, “Ew, gross. He’s probably all wrinkly or something.”

Anyway… Humouroceros



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