A zany Christmas gag

Here’s a wacky holiday gag you can play. Next time you’re in Wal-Mart go to the book section and find the most expensive book there. Rifle through the pages and find the magnetic security tag (it’s a one inch square piece of metallic looking paper). Take it out and then go to the men’s clothing section and put the tag into the pocket of a cheap pair of jeans, then leave. The thing is that when you buy an expensive book they run it over the demagnitizer so that you don’t activate the alarm as you leave the store. With jeans they don’t bother to run it over the demagnitizer so whoever buys the jeans will set off the alarm as they leave the store, getting caught and dragged back in to the store where they'll be worked over by the Wal-Mart cops. Merry Christmas!

Anyway… Humouroceros