Snail joke

A guys watching TV when there’s a knock on the door. He goes to answer it but there’s nobody there so he goes back to watching TV. Then there’s another knock on the door and once again there’s nobody there. This happens five or six more times and the guy is getting really mad. The last time he answers the door he notices a snail on the doorstep and he’s so mad that he picks the snail up and throws it across the street.

Now it’s five years later and there the guy is watching TV when there’s a knock on the door. He goes to answer it and there’s the snail. The snail looks at him and says, “Hey, what was that all about?”

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