A rebellious Canadian

Q: How do you get a hundred Canadians to get out of the swimming pool?

A: You say, "Come on guys. Out of the pool, please."

The thing is, this is probably true. Thus, I have decided to call forth my inner belligerant so that the next time someone says, “Come on guys. Out of the pool, please,” I’m going to answer, “Give me a minute, please. I’m not finished peeing.” Yah! Take that, polite Canadian society!

Anyway... Humouroceros