Monday, September 04, 2006

Euro-trash

The Europeans in a fit of self-righteous pomposity have taken things to the next level and are now polluting the moon itself! Not satisfied with trashing their own tiny little continent, leveling all the forests and producing so much acid rain that the medieval castles that they are so proud of had to be rebuilt from the foundations up, they have now started shooting garbage at the moon. To add insult to injury they have tried to make this into a media event, announcing to the world, in that arrogant way that the Europeans have, that the peoples of the Earth would even be about to see the package hit the moons pristine surface. Rather, the moon’s formerly pristine surface.

It wasn’t so many years back when your average European upon finding out that one was from North America would spend hours telling one just how rotten ones home country was. Apparently all that United Stations want to do is spread McDonalds and Wal-Marts all over the world and we Canadians only stop eating salmon burgers long enough to beat the daylights out of baby seals. Right. Well you European monkey-people, here’s the true grit. A continent that isn’t even capable of building and maintaining a functioning toilet should not point fingers. The formerly neat and orderly site on the moon known as the Lake of Excellence was blasted with a 366 Kg garbage bag of condom wrappers, lousy coffee grounds and shoddy souvenirs that nobody would buy. What’s even worse is that they couldn’t even launch this stuff from their own scabby continent, but sent it up from Kourou, French Guiana (in South America). The arrogance. Cut and paste this link to see the impact in action: http://www.cfht.hawaii.edu/News/Smart1/anim2.gif

Anyway… Humouroceros

366 Kg of European crap hits the Moon!

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