Walruses are lazy

This is an unretouched photograph of one of the laziest mammals on the planet; the common walrus. It is a well known fact that your average walrus would rather lay around of the beach, chewing rotten salmon and farting than go out and get honest work, but this just takes the cake. Walruses have become so lazy due to the Canadian welfare state that they now refuse to swim. They now force holes through the ice then hang by their tusks, letting the ice do all the work in getting them from one place to another. As everybody knows walruses don't actually have to ever be anywhere in particular so where ever the ice gets them is fine by them. It is just sad, that's all, seeing just how far these majestic animals have fallen. Stupid socialists. I bet they vote NDP too!

Anyway... Humouroceros