Captain Morgan's rum

I was accidentally watching this commercial last night and it got me wondering; these dudes would rather be out getting blasted than being at home with their significant others? One significant other who was willing to join the guy in the shower, and another who was going to be joined in a hot-tub? If these guys are choosing rum over sex, I think they have a bigger problem than just sneaking out. Really.

Anyway... Humouroceros

PS: Happy new year.