The 60-foot unit

Word from the BBC (aka: the British Broadcasting Corporation out of Eng-er-lund) is that some poor little 18-year-old dwark from Berkshire painted a 60-foot "phallus" of the roof of his parents mansion. It took his parents a year to notice what their precious little tyke had gotten up to, and what is his punishment to be? Well when he gets back from "travelling" he will have to scrub it off.

Well, yes, and far be it from me to suggest that this kid is a spoiled little brat with a male-genitalia fixation, but I think if I were the kids parent the punishment might have been a little more punishment-like. Here's a thought; why not cancel the little mutts trip? Tell him, "get home, now" and make him pay for it. Then maybe cancel his cell-phone and his ATM card and then take away that car you gave him for being such a special little fella. Then maybe make him get a job to burn off some of that excess energy he seems to have. Oh yeah, and he would still have to scrub that unit off the roof. Poor little rich boy.

Anyway... Humouroceros