Lobster sandwich

In the current economy the luxury food item industry is being hit pretty hard. Sales of lobster (argueably a luxury item) have dropped off significantly and in the particular case of lobster, federal and the provincial government departments are considering "re-branding" the product.

MP Greg Kerr (Conservative - West Nova) pointed out that the price of lobster has recently been as low as that of balogna (a well known food-substitute) and as such it should be considered as an everyday sort of food. He also pointed out superior food value of lobster vs balogna, which is quite true (duh!) It has to be admitted though, it's a lot tougher to ram a lobster between a couple of slices of bread than it is to make a balogna sandwich. Lobsters fight more and they have those big claws. So it's a good idea, it just needs some work. I'll let the smart guys back east figure out all the details.

Anyway... Humouroceros