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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks over and says, “Holy crow! You’re a talking duck!”

“Yeah, no kidding,” the duck replies. “Now how about that beer?”

The bartender gets the duck a beer and says, “I’ve never seen a talking duck before.”

“Yeah,” the duck says, picking up a newspaper, “well now you have.”

“So what do you do?”

“I’m working construction up the road.”

“That’s amazing,” the bartender says. “You know, you should join the circus. You could make a ton of money.”

“The circus,” the duck scoffs. “Why would the circus need a bricklayer?”

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. Without looking up the bartender serves the bear a beer and says, “That’ll be ten dollars.”

“Ten dollars,” the bear growls in disbelief as he pulls out his wallet. “For one lousy beer?”

The bartender looks up and exclaims, “Hey, you’re a talking bear! I’ve never had a talking bear in here before.”

“Jeez,” the bear replies. “At these prices I should guess not!”

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings one over and says, “Hey buddy, why the long face?”

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A duck, a bear and a horse walk into a bar and sit at a table. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, what is this. Some kind of joke?”


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